He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
