Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
