I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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