I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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