Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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