he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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