Got a toothbrush?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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