its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We don't watch enough power rangers
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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