Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Randomize
