I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...