is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...