the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.