Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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