You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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