I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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