batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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