if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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