Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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