So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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