i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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