my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
me + whiskey = a bad person
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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