I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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