I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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