Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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