Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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