Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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