i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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