Tell her she can't have a vagina
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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