none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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