You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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