actually, I'm a sock model
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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