k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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