how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i think i just naturally attract stoners
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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