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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes

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(763): View more from Minnesota

The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.

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(585): View more from New York

with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time

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(301): View more from Maryland

He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are

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(360): View more from Washington

Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.

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