I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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