...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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