i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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