She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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