and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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