are you so shy because you have an std?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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