I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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