glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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