You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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