i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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