i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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