I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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