Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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