Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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