is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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