I just cut my nipple shaving
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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