there's paper in my vomit.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I wear drunk well.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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