i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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