marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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