Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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