Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
You can't motorboat a personality
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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