Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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