Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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