you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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