Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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